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08.06.2025 04:03
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Unacceptable again!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What is the most craziest dream you ever had?
Still no good
No, not a chance
Everyone loved it.
How do teachers justify punishing a student for fighting back against their bullies?
Another attempt resulted in ...
They put up a sign reading
—
What are some common examples of human hypocrisy?
Loons and Moons
So they tried
Just Forget it!
What are some common examples of condescending behavior?
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Who is the beast of Revelation 13?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good.
Minds and Behinds
Scientists Uncover “Alien” Chemistry Under Earth’s Largest Lithium Deposits - SciTechDaily
No way
Hysterias & Posteriors
Freaks and Cheeks
What are some ways to drive women crazy while many men don't know?
Nuts and Butts
share office space ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
What are your funniest "lost in translation" moments if you grew up speaking more than one language?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Then came..
No go.
What is your favourite colour and why?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So, the docs changed it to read
Next, they tried...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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